Morrissey Is God. He Helps Me Overcome My Shyness.   1 comment

Posted at in Crippling Shyness

If it weren’t for The Smiths I’d be dead by now. It’s so refreshing to see someone who is as socially awkward as myself and I definitely see this and so much more in Morrissey.

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I love sitting in my apartment with the blinds drawn, listening to ‘I Know It’s Over’ on repeat. I do this every night instead of visiting the pub. At least with Morrissey I have a true friend. Someone who will let me down of course, but who doesn’t bullshit me into thinking otherwise.

I wouldn’t wanna meet Morrissey though, as that would end up being a crippling disappointment. He’s just another human and every single human being on the planet sucks.

I bet even Jesus Christ sucked as a human.

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  1. Morrissey IS god, i swear i pray to him.

    kati

    18 Mar 10 at 8:01 pm

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